"And then, I left and took a cab to Hooker Highway"

Eliot Spitzer's 2006 gubernatorial campaign ad, back when he didn't bring to mind headlines like these, or inspire minor league baseball promotions like this. If you work on campaign ads, this is a good reminder to avoid claims that make your candidate sound like a saint, because he or she probably isn't.

Hat tipped to AdFreak, briefly placed back on head, and immediately tipped again